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Crazymonkey154
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One man in a restaurant sees no prices listed on its menu. Hoping to get some clarity, he asks "How much does it cost for a sandwich here?"


A waiter taking his order answers "A mere $1.50".


Not wanting to pass up a chance to have inexpensive food, the customer chooses to get one right away. He follows up with "If I also wanted a beer and a side of French Fries with it, then how much would I owe in all?"


To his surprise, that gets a response of "That total would just be $4.25."


This amazes him so much that he replies "Thank you for the generosity! I'd love to give my thanks to your boss as well."


Not prepared to hear the last part, the waiter took a moment to think before saying "Well, he's away and busy with my wife right now."


Confused upon hearing such a response, the customer's next question is "What is that guy doing with her?"


With a sly smirk, the waiter explains "The same thing I'm doing to his business."


– Crazymonkey154


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