One Thanksgiving Day, a woman was preparing dinner for her husband and young daughter. In the middle of cooking, her little girl asked "Mommy, why do have to baste the turkey?"

"Well, dry turkey is yucky, so we squirt water on the turkey to keep it wet." answered the mother, using words a young child could understand.

"Oh, just like daddy basted you last night." said the girl.

“What do you mean, sweetie?” asked the mom, perplexed.

The daughter explained "I woke and had to pee. When I walked past your bedroom, I heard you tell daddy, 'You're making me so wet!'"

This response left the mom feeling highly embarrassed.

- Crazymonkey154