One man in a restaurant sees no prices listed on its menu. Hoping to get some clarity, he asks "How much does it cost for a sandwich here?"

A waiter taking his order answers "A mere $1.50".

Not wanting to pass up a chance to have inexpensive food, the customer chooses to get one right away. He follows up with "If I also wanted a beer and a side of French Fries with it, then how much would I owe in all?"

To his surprise, that gets a response of "That total would just be $4.25."

This amazes him so much that he replies "Thank you for the generosity! I'd love to give my thanks to your boss as well."

Not prepared to hear the last part, the waiter took a moment to think before saying "Well, he's away and busy with my wife right now."

Confused upon hearing such a response, the customer's next question is "What is that guy doing with her?"

With a sly smirk, the waiter explains "The same thing I'm doing to his business."

– Crazymonkey154

Just before April 2025 ended, I submitted "Fatal Lies" to NG. Click this to go watch it now!

- Crazymonkey154

One man enters a bar and sees someone nearby who's only one foot tall playing on a piano. He asks the bartender "How did you get that tiny piano player?"

This gets a response of "A magic genie gave him to me. Rub the lamp I'm holding here, and he'll grant you a wish."

The guest rubs it while saying "I wish for a million bucks!"

All of a sudden, the bar is filled with one million ducks, who start quacking like crazy. Annoyed with the results, the guest complains "That genie must have hearing problems! I wanted bucks instead of ducks!!"

The bartender tells him "No kidding. Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"

- Crazymonkey154

A boy and his father get severely injured in a car crash. The ambulances end up taking them to two separate hospitals. Upon seeing the boy, one doctor says "I can't operate on him; he's my son". How is this possible? Leave your guesses in the comments. There's only one correct answer.

— Crazymonkey154

This January 19th is my 18th anniversary of creating a Newgrounds account! It remains one of the best choices I ever made. Nothing new is ready for me to submit now, but I'll be sure to say so once that changes.

- Crazymonkey154

Happy New Year to all!

It's the start of another January. After taking a couple months off from animating, I feel eager to create more things for 2025! You'll see later what follows (aside from my obligatory Madness Day entry this upcoming September). Let's hope for the best this upcoming year.

- Crazymonkey154

A rich man and a poor man were chatting together. They eventually started talking about presents, with the poor man asking "What did you buy your wife for Christmas?"

The rich man answers "I got her a diamond ring and a new Mercedes."

Feeling confused, the poor man follows up with "Why did you get her both?"

The rich man explains "Well, if she doesn't like the ring, she can return it using the Mercedes and still be happy. How about you? Tell me what you bought your wife."

The poor man replies "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."

Not understanding this, the Rich man questions "Why did you get her both?"

The poor man's response was "If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."

- Crazymonkey154

One Thanksgiving Day, a woman was preparing dinner for her husband and their young daughter. In the middle of cooking, the little girl asked "Mommy, why do have to baste the turkey?"

"Well, dry turkey is yucky, so we squirt water on the turkey to keep it wet." answered the mother, using words a young child could understand.

"Oh, just like daddy basted you last night." said the girl.

“What do you mean, sweetie?” asked the mom, perplexed.

The daughter explained "I woke and had to pee. When I walked past your bedroom, I heard you tell daddy, 'You're making me so wet!'"

This response left the mom feeling highly embarrassed.

- Crazymonkey154

I have submitted an animation called "Sheriff Election". Go check it out!

- Crazymonkey154

Did you about the girlfriend who dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween? She told her boyfriend that he was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

- Crazymonkey154