I've just uploaded a little PSA under this title for Veterans Day 2021. Go check it out!
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Posted by Crazymonkey154 - 1 month ago
A man is invited to Thanksgiving dinner at his girlfriend's parent’s house so that they can meet him. They've been together a while, but haven't had sex yet. His girlfriend tells him that after he meets her parents they can "get intimate".
In preparation, he decides to get some condoms at the local drugstore. As this will be his first time, he doesn't know anything about condoms and so he asks the pharmacist what he should buy. The pharmacist explains all about the differences between the brands and after a long chat the boy decides on a large box of "ribbed for her pleasure".
Evnetually, the time comes for the Thanksgiving dinner and the young couple are seated at the dinner table with the girl's parents. The girl is surprised to see the boy has his head bowed down apparently deep in prayer. She whispers to him, "I didn't know you were so religious!"
He whispers back, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist."
Posted by Crazymonkey154 - October 16th, 2021
There was a neighborhood costume party for Halloween. One guy decided to show up wearing only a pair of pants. The party's host opens to the door to see this and asks "What are you supposed to be?"
His answer was "I'm a premature ejaculation."
Not fully understanding, the host stated "Not sure why you aren't wearing any shoes or a shirt."
The guest replied with "I just came in my pants!"
Posted by Crazymonkey154 - September 23rd, 2021
I had a good time seeing what came up for Madness Day 2021. The occasion has never once disappointed me. Like all 14 previous celebrations, I of course posted something for it. Come hell or high water, September 22nd is a time I ALWAYS will submit animations on for as long as I surf Newgrounds, even when posted close to the last minute.
P.S. @Krinkels is finally releasing the new Project Nexus onto Steam on September 29th! Super excited to play that.
Posted by Crazymonkey154 - September 22nd, 2021
This has been a glorious day for the Madness community as well as Newgrounds! I just posted my entry Dealing With A Traitor, and it was a close call, but I thankfully got that submitted in time for the occasion. Be sure to check that out as well as things from other users. So glad I could contribute again!
Posted by Crazymonkey154 - September 1st, 2021
Three more weeks until Madness Day 2021! To be honest, I'm not yet fully sure what I'll submit this year. Part of me wants to continue with something I've worked on sporadically over the past several months. Another feels like scrapping it when that's felt like more of a drag than I originally anticipated (somehow ended up losing motivation) and going with another idea altogether. Either way, I don't plan on making a particularly long piece, and can guarantee you WILL see me post a Madness tribute animation on September 22nd. Not once have I ever neglected to put one up on that day of the year since 2007 and that streak isn't stopping now (even with admittedly close calls in 2014, 2015, and 2017).
My next post will share whatever I decide to go with for this occasion.
Posted by Crazymonkey154 - June 17th, 2021
Believe it or not, this month marks the 15th anniversary of when I started surfing Newgrounds. I can't remember the exact day (sometime between June 11th and 22nd), but I know it was mid-June 2006 and I was 12 at the time. In any case, it wasn't until the following January (a month after my 13th birthday) that I created my account here. Both after and before registering, I have many fond memories of watching animations and playing games that people submitted. It played a huge part of my teenage years not only by giving me friendships with people I otherwise would've never come across, but also a place to share my own creations.
As some of you might recall, the reason I first started surfing NG is finding Johnny Rocketfingers 2 by vastcool. I loved playing its predecessor on stickpage.com (and first discovered that game in either April or May of 2005). That website is also where I discovered Sam Green's "Killing Spree" series, the main Madness series by Krinkels (first watching sometime it in between the release dates of MC5 and MC6), his "Madness Interactive" game with max-abernethy, and a tribute series Sto0g3 made known as "Maximum Ninja" (at that point its third installment was up and we unfortunately never got a fourth entry despite the "To be continued" notice at the end, which I highly doubt will ever come to light unless someone else is willing to create it since MN3 got posted in August 2005). Once again, I'd like to thank vastcool for giving me incentive to explore NG (and he once told me that I'm not the only person who joined it because of his game).
Not once have I ever regretted delving into this site. I continue to animate (even when less consistently than I used to), and Krinkels of course deserves lots of credit for inspiring me to do so with his own content. That man continues to be one of the most influential users on Newgrounds. Along with the madness animations and stick figure works, another big thing that kept me hooked was seeing Klay world by Robert Benfer Jr. aka Knox. I had first discovered these klaymations sometime between October 2005 and February 2006 from a place whose name I cannot recall. Whatever that was, it led me to viewing Knox's webpage (which sadly appears to be defunct), and actually I once clicked a link through watching something on his site that took me here to NG and led to me finding even more things he was involved with! Thank you Knox for also indirectly playing a role in my NG time.
As for what will follow, let's just say I have one thing in the works that I hope to post sometime this month, and after that I'll focus on a Madness Day 2021 entry. Stay classy, NG!