Total Medals Earned: 173 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,990 Points
Medals Earned: 9/23 (60/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 7/20 (135/440 points)
Do 10 headshots in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Do 100 headshots
Do 100 criticals
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Score 10,000 points
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Medals Earned: 8/15 (50/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 3/40 (15/230 points)
Open the first present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Read "A Gift to Never Forget" in the Blue Door
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the thirty-second present!
Defeat the Yeti in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Defeat Santa in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Collect all 25 cards in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Witness the Day of the Little Candles
Use the home movie theater to its fullest and catch a premiere! (deja vu)
Open all the presents
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 5/26 (45/500 points)
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Find the secret spot
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
You got 20 points from a single play!
You got 50 points from a single play!
You got 75 points from a single play!
You got 90 points from a single quiz!