There was a neighborhood costume party for Halloween. One guy decided to show up wearing only a pair of pants. The party's host opens to the door to see this and asks "What are you supposed to be?"
His answer was "I'm a premature ejaculation."
Not fully understanding, the host stated "Not sure why you aren't wearing any shoes or a shirt."
The guest replied with "I just came in my pants!"
- Crazymonkey154
VariableGR
Nice one lol
Crazymonkey154
Thank you very much :)