One man enters a bar and sees someone nearby who's only one foot tall playing on a piano. He asks the bartender "How did you get that tiny piano player?"

This gets a response of "A magic genie gave him to me. Rub the lamp I'm holding here, and he'll grant you a wish."

The guest rubs it while saying "I wish for a million bucks!"

All of a sudden, the bar is filled with one million ducks, who start quacking like crazy. Annoyed with the results, the guest complains "That genie must have hearing problems! I wanted bucks instead of ducks!!"

The bartender tells him "No kidding. Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"

- Crazymonkey154